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[DM Basilisk] 11:43 am: you see Nnyls post?
[DM Basilisk] 11:43 am: that get you drooling B?
[Eddie Fawkes] 11:43 am: I did. I wish to God that I didn't.
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DM Man In Black puts away his guitar before the neighbors form a lunch mob. {Poor Pugs...Always has his mind on food.}
I don't mind going to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.
Compliments of Ney
SPARTANS! Eat hearty your breakfast, for tonight...we dine...IN HELL!!!
Hark! Who is that, running on the icy wasteland! It is DM Bolverk, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
B's new record! 30 minutes of game time to kill a character!
[DM Pipsqueak] 8:56 pm: Molivar saw Celeste blow a hut full of orcs to Hell. I'm sure he thinks that protecting her so she can do it again is worth his time.
[Conrath Grimlain] 8:56 pm: I already saw to her protection
[DM Pipsqueak] 8:56 pm: What? You bought her a condom?
TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"
[DM Ramen] 5:14 pm: My bowl is not contaminatededededed!
CM Cheesenibbler contaminates Ramen's bowel
[CM Cheesenibbler] 5:14 pm: ^bowl, but I guess bowel works too
[DM Ramen] 5:15 pm: My bowels better not be contaminated >.>
[DM Ramen] 5:15 pm: And good day, sir.
[DM Bolverk] 6:23 pm: ~hugs & kisses Narm~
[DM Narmellion] 6:23 pm: Sorry...taken 
[DM Narmellion] 6:23 pm: And I'm not that kind of guy
DM Bolverk] 7:08 pm: Oh that man is hot
[DM Zarthrax] 7:09 pm: Yes, for quite some time now...lol
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